Will you be ready? Look, people prepare for possible earthquakes, tornadoes, tsunamis, bugs that can destroy computers. But how many prepare for a zombie invasion??!? I am appalled at the lack of preparation on a national and global scale in the face of what is certain to be an event of catastrophic proportions. Fortunately for everyone, I am beyond prepared. Of course, there is strength in numbers, so two zombiehunters are better than one, right? Thats where you come in! Sure, Ive thought about recruiting an entire army, but I really dont have that kind of time I work fulltime, I have to do laundry, I just got an iPad you know how life is. Now, nobody knows when the zombies are coming theyre SOOO sneaky like that, so while were waiting, I was thinking we can just hang out and enjoy life among the living, i.e. breathing, talking, driving anywhere or nowhere, watching documentaries, baking cookies, discussing politics pretty much all the stuff the zombies would do if they could. Oh yeah, almost forgot Im a BBW or what zombies would probably call a fat girl if they were undead and could talk. Anyway, if youre not into that, move along or when the zombies do invade, I will send them to your house first. Peace, love, and zombiehunting!!
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